DUMPED AND DISCARDED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be top dog, you know? Sending out loads of junk every day, racking up those opens. People would bite on my brilliant schemes. But now? Now I'm just a failed spammer, getting filtered by those stupid filters. My inbox is a graveyard. My once-booming empire has crumbled. The gratification of a successful spam campaign are just a distant me